All I have are negative thoughts.
The joker
And he didn’t die all at once. It was hours before the screaming stopped. I almost didn’t get to sleep that night. That was the last time I’d used crushed glass
The joker
And I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
The joker
April sweet is coming in, let the feast of fools begin!
The joker
As though we were made for each other… Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I’ll rip their lungs out.
The joker
As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.
The joker
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just… *do* things.
The joker
Don’t test the monster in me!
The joker
Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?
The joker
I am not someone who is loved. I’m an idea. A state of mind.
The joker
I don’t wanna kill you, what would I do without you? Go back to rippin’ off mob dealers… no, no, no… no you, you complete me.
The joker
I just don’t want to feel so bad anymore.
The joker
I like you, but I want to kill you.
The joker
I think I felt better when I was locked up in the hospital.
The joker
I used to think that my life was a tragedy. But now I realize, it’s a comedy.
The joker
I wanted to see what you’d do. And you didn’t disappoint… You let five people die. Then, you let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me, that’s cold.
The joker
I’ll tell you what you get! You get what you f**king deserve!
The joker
I’m not political. I’m just trying to make people laugh.
The joker
I’m only laughing on the outside. My smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside, I’m really crying. You might join me for a weep.
The joker
I’ve been using it as a journal, but also as a joke diary, if I have any thoughts or frustrations. I think I told you, I’m pursuing a career in standup comedy.
The joker
If the police expect to play against the Joker, they’d better be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck!
The joker
If you don’t like the movie, I’ve got slides.
The joker
If you’re good at something, never do it for free.
The joker
Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos…
The joker
Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there
The joker
It’s funny, when I was a little boy, and told people I was going to be a comedian, everyone laughed at me. Well, no one’s laughing now.
The joker
It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message. Everything burns!
The joker
Let’s put a smile on that face!
The joker
Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away… forever.
The joker
Maybe we can share one. You know, they’ll be doubling up, the rate this city’s inhabitants are losing their minds.
The joker
Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plan is horrifying!
The joker
Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.
The joker
One by One, they’ll hear my call. Then this wicked town, will follow my fall.”- The Joker
The joker
Rumour has it, Christmas is a time to share with family.
The joker
See I’m a man of simple taste. I like things such as gunpowder…dynamite and…gasoline!
The joker
See, this is how crazy Batman’s made Gotham! If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn’t, people will die, starting tonight. I’m a man of my word.
The joker
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
The joker
Some people want to see you fail. Disappoint them!
The joker
Tell your men they work for me now. This is my city!
The joker
The pen, is truly mightier than the sword!
The joker
The real joke is your stubborn, bone deep conviction that somehow, somewhere, all of this makes sense! That’s what cracks me up each time!
The joker
The strongest hearts have the most scars!
The joker
Their morals, their code; it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They’re only as good as the world allows them to be. You’ll see- I’ll show you. When the chips are down these, uh, civilized people? They’ll eat each other. See I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.
The joker
They Laugh At me Because I’m Different. I laugh At Then Because The’re all the same
The joker
They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out like a leper!
The joker
This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I’m gonna give it to them!
The joker
Those mob fools want you gone. So they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth, there’s no going back. You’ve changed things…forever.
The joker
Until their spirit breaks completely. Until they get a good look at the real Harvey Dent, and all the heroic things he’s done.
The joker
Very poor choice of words.
The joker
We stopped checking for monsters under our bed, when we realized they were inside us.
The joker
What doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger!
The joker
When the chips are down, these civilized people, they’ll eat each other.
The joker
Why don’t we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hm? And then we’ll see how loyal a hungry dog really is.
The joker
Why so serious? according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying!
The joker
You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself, don’t we? That’s ok, I came prepared, it’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, you know how I got these scars?
The joker
You didn’t think I’d risk losing the battle for Gotham’s soul in a fist fight with you? No. You need an ace in the hole. Mine’s Harvey.
The joker
You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.
The joker
You see, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curb.
The joker
The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.
The joker